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by beverly123876 September 16, 2021
Get the jonathon mug.Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.
by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021
Get the Johnathon mug.Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.
by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021
Get the Johnathon mug.Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.
Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon
I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?
Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
Friend: You are such a Jonathon
I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?
Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
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