Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Band Wagon Jumper

A sports fan who's loyalty is contingent upon a team's success. These fans are rarely respected in the sport fanatic community because they reap the rewards of victory, without a willingness or fortitude to face the hardships of defeat.

1realist on the New York Mets message board on 8/10/2010 says "F the Mets!! I am a Reds fan now!!"

Thus, 1realist is a band wagon jumper

by NyMetsFan August 11, 2010

ass jammer

someone who thinks about anal sex all day

billy is an ass jammer

by moises January 11, 2004

jammertime

jammertime is an expression that can be used to express anything you are currently looking at, thinking about, or that exists in the relative area in lieu of that item or idea's actual name

While standing in a kitchen someone would point at a knife and say, "hey, hand me that jammertime over there." Or while discussing a previous night's activities one would say, "yeah, so we were jammertiming at that one place when....."

by BurgerJam July 7, 2009

couch jumper

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

by Johnny452 September 16, 2006

Japerica

A person who's half Japanese and half American is Japericanese.

Person A; Hey! Where are you from?

Person B: I'm from Japerica. You?

Person A: You're from WHERE?

Person B: Japerica. You know, Japan and America? Jeez!

by Japericanese April 13, 2010

Jamerknerk

Verb: Jamerknerkin'

A slang termn used by Italian douche-bags in place masturbation. Usually used to impress a girl/guy.

Hey mane- You wanna help me jamerknerk?

I'm jamerknerkin' everyday all day!

by TheMattable March 1, 2012