jam

to leave

usually when late or in a hurry, or having a lot of things to do

"Come on dude, we gotta jam"

by sterling March 21, 2005

jams

another way to say pijamas

hey check out my new blue jams

by didacuus March 23, 2010

jam on

to eat; to tear through

i could totally jam on this bag of chips

by Danielle August 24, 2004

JAM

Acronym for Jocular Alpha Male, named so for their primary function of attempting to jam every female in sight. Common traits include low intelligence, superiority complex brought on by deep ceded insecurity/homoerotic denial, muscle mass consistent with steroid abuse and a predilection for jager bombs and HGH.

JAM 1: I'm so jacked right now man! I just blasted my delts at the gym! I can't wait to hit the bar tonight, pound some jager bombs and bang some skanks!

JAM 2: I just spent the rest of my money on HGH from China, so I can't go broski. Why don't we stay at my place, watch Brokeback Mountain and cuddle?

JAM 1: What the fuck did you just say?

JAM 2: Chill out dude, I'm just kidding... (aside) but not really.

by Corey McCutcheon July 11, 2008

Jams

Noun-
1. (used to replace any noun.)

Interjection-
2. (used as a strong expression of joy, pleasure, or approval, often accompanied with a high five.)

Verb Phrases-
3. jam up, slang:
--a. drunk or high
--b. in pain or hurt

1. Do you have any of those jams left or do I need to buy some at the store?

2. You found the Lost Boys special edition DVD on sale? Jams!

3a. Oh man, that blunt really jammed me up.

3b. My ankle was all jammed up after I twisted it.

by MPDV March 10, 2009

jam

(v). To forcibly insert

z: "What's the difference between jam and jelly?"
x: "I don't know, what?"
z: "Well, I'm not going to jelly my cock down your throat later..."

by Motivational Void. February 07, 2010

Jam it

To push forward and do something fast

I know you hate cleaning, but just jam it and we can go to the movies after.

by allieoops July 22, 2008