jalapeno

A big boned white girl, with a big butt, that a man of latin descent longs for, to make the salsa.

Oh man, look at the jalapeno! I want to make some salsa with her.

That jalapeno would make some great salsa.

jalapeno by sassywillow45 December 28, 2011

jalapeno asshole 

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

jalapeno asshole by Marcus May 13, 2005

jalapeno popper 

1. A mixed drink in which the ingredients consist of chilled semen and salsa, preferably hot. This particular refreshment is usually order shaken not stirred.

1.ok ok one more shot only if its a jalapeno popper... frank the tank! frank the tank!
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.

jalapeno popper by Cunt Lips October 23, 2004

Jalapeno Popper 

Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.

"ahhh it hurts so badly" *thumping of leg against tile floor*

"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"

Jalapeno Popper by hirec January 18, 2006

jalapeno condom 

1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom

2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy

1. damn that guy uses jalapeno condoms
2. oh making your own jalapeno condom burns

jalapeno condom by julian27 March 15, 2010

Jalapeño popper 

When you put a jalapeño into the pussy or butthole of someone, like a dildo.

Stacey's boyfriend used a dildo, but Ashley's boyfriend wanted to spice it up, so he used a jalapeño popper.

Jalapeño popper by The r4p3r November 10, 2014

Jalapeño Popper 

Any child of hispanic origin or heritage who is overweight.

"Man, we were in the hood last night chilling when some Jalapeño Poppers came out of nowhere!!'

Jalapeño mexican hispanic slur beaner

Jalapeño Popper by DasFeuerficker October 31, 2011