Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.
Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.
by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011
A Canadian Jackhammer is when you are 69ing a girl while you (the male) are standing. When you are about to ejaculate, you drop her on her head.
We got pretty freaky last night. She ended up with a concussion after we tried that Canadian Jackhammer.
by Db9870 September 28, 2015
When a man is having oral performed on him while hes standing up, at the climax... he pulls out his cash and prizes and cocks back like hes ready to do a 360 and smacks his partner in the side of the face with his rock hard penis. (being during the climax the female may have the misfortune of having a steamy load shot through her hair and face)
He gave me whiplash from that sicilian-jackhammer last night, i still cant get all of the come out of my hair either...
by Julio Juan Carlos Ricardo Alejandro cruz November 04, 2007
by boogeemanzbrah October 04, 2013
A sexual act where you pour 1 to 2 beers of budwizser in a girl's ass, then you fuck her in the ass doggie style till beer and shit starts flying out of her ass. Then follow with a southern dumptruck.
Man, my girl got so drunk last night, I gave her a southern jackhammer, then she gave me a southern dumptruck.
by Alabamalife May 21, 2021
When your partner lays on their back on the edge of a bed with their face up. They perform oral sex in a vertical motion while you “jackhammer” their face holding their wrists as handles. The “jackhammer” also makes the sounds “Dadadadadada” as to replicate a jackhammer sound.
by Sexual Auditor November 08, 2017
Yeah dude, we were in bed and we did the sloppy jackhammer, and it's something you need to try with your girl.
by Uncle Squeeze May 25, 2019