squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.

I just witness a squid jacker in action

by foot violater November 13, 2011

dog jacker

Someone who’s jacks off dogs

Justin is called a dog jacker because he got caught jacking off gunner

by JT rodilo February 22, 2021

Swagger Jacker

Someone who steals another individuals swag or style

Guy 1 : You look fly homie
Guy2 : I know
Guy 1 : That guy is dreesed the same as you man
Guy2 : He is a fucking swagger jacker lets jump him

by Joe Boy Tell em May 28, 2009

Cracker Jacker

A person who only goes for white people.

I'm a curry grinder but Jammie here, is a Cracker Jacker . She wants Ryan's 4 inch dick.

by misunderstood destroyer January 27, 2017

cracker jacker

A white man that chronically masturbates

Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!

by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009

ass jacker

Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.

David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!

by IheartJewishDick July 2, 2011

Conversation Jacker

Almost immediately after beginning to tell a story, you are interrupted by someone who begins to tell their own story of how the same thing happened to them. The interrupter continues to talk about themselves, and they never ask you about your story as if it never happened.

"I began to tell Stephanie how I almost got into an accident today, but she started telling me how she almost got into an accident as soon as I started my story!Then she just kept talking about all the accidents she almost got into in her life and never asked me about my accident. She's such a conversation Jacker."

by Dre7179 January 8, 2015