John and Jess

A John and a Jess together is the best combination in the universe. No one doesn't know why, even themselves, but it just happens naturally. It's something that happens unexpectedly, and do you know what they say about the unexpected? "The best things happen unexpectedly". They both have the same interests and bond like there's no tomorrow. Them being together is the definition of genuine love. Nothing can break their bond, not even an incurable bowel disease or bent pinkies.

Mason: Who are they over there and why are they together?
Adobe: It's John and Jess together, that's one of the most best and rarest things to witness in one's lifetime.

by Fortnitekid2004 April 10, 2020

Jess

A hot guy that is funny and will most likely steal your bitch.

Jess will steal yore bitch

by Ficaveor May 28, 2020

Jessbian

A Jessbian is someone who is not interested in any other person, or sexual preference ..They only like Jessica Origliasso from The Veronicas.
I am a Jessbian ;) ahaha

Wow, Jess is so awesome, I think I'm a Jessbian!

by @maddiestack August 25, 2009

Jessalyn

A Strong willed woman, with great talent, especially in music, writing, acting, and photography... attractive yet mysterious and completely unpredictable. Unique is an understatement. An extremely smart, nice, funny and good looking woman. Someone that sticks in your head. Great Perseverance, and a bright personality like a star.

jessalyn is a unique, crazy, interesting name, that is defined now!

by Phoenix1986 February 3, 2010

Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.

You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot

by jesseceralover June 7, 2021

jesse

the best person alive. has an incredibly large penis. any person alive that has a jesse in their life is extremely lucky. makes sex incredible

jolene: im so lucky i have a jesse in my life
hailey: what
jolene: yeah bitch i have a jesse
hailey: lucky bastard

by iiKayla November 3, 2012

Jesse Lacey

The Lead Singer of Brand New;
a type of God, lyric genius, emotionally expressive mastermind.

Heaven sent, don't you dare forget.
Random One: "Did you see Brand New on Saturday?!"
Random Two: "Yes!, Jesse Lacey is amazing, it was incredible."

by asherleaa April 7, 2008