Jessicaism

Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.

The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.

by Jessica shoeless April 03, 2008

Jessica

Jessicas are all bitches. End of story.

"Ew, there's that slag Jessica again!"

by LOL guess? December 03, 2011

Jessica

Very beautiful

Toby♡ miles♡

Loves Radnor splash and maccyD's
Michelle and bumble wasp are my babes

Xoxo

*NOT A FUCKIN CHAV BABES*

I heard jessica only bangs her boyf on Tuesdays and fridays

by nina0donnell November 29, 2019

jessica

jessica is the best mom friend on earth!!!! she actually does her homework, her boyfriend’s hw, AND makes time to teach her friends how to do life (best si/ta on earth idk how but she actually always knows whats going on)!!!! w/ out a jessica your life will fall apart, you will get locked out of your room & so drunk that you hide in a closet for 4 hours !! jessicas r the best! go jessica!!

georgio: what’s up bros
matt: i love jessica
trevor: no i love jessica
kate: back off shes my mom
romi: no shes my roommate

by welovejessica October 18, 2018

Jessica

If you ever seem to meet a girl called Jessica, then keep her close. She is extremely valuable. Jessica is normally a extremely short person or an extremely tall person. She has a beautiful laugh and eyes that charm you though her walking style may be funny. She is angelic, sexiest person alive and athletic and guys will always try and flirt with her though she will not notice and will consider it normal friendly behaviour. She is an adorable person and you may think without her you can survive just fine, but think again. From the moment she leaves you you will deeply regret it. Jessica is highly compatible with anyone called Kevin, Darian, Ethan, Samuel or Oscar. And she falls in love easily and is really popular and cool.
Jessica can disappear so keep her close

Oh she is so sporty and popular. She must be a Jessica

by urbandictionaryname231216 September 13, 2017

jessica

someone who is so posessed by evil and jealousy they go to incredible lengths to see the envied person experience even an ounce of pain compared to what is their life. They are miserable inside so they try to make everyone else miserable too. They wish they were like you yet try to convince people how bad you are. They want people to dislike you because they are so jealous.

jessica the loser, creepy, weirdo, avoid her!

by youcreepcreepcreeper December 30, 2011

Jessica

She loves beans in and around her mouth.

Jessica eats beans voraciously. Except black beans, she loves white beans only.

by Itsmebb December 05, 2018