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Jackie

A backstabbing bitch that steals your boyfriend and tried to act like it didn’t hapoen.
Jackie is a fucking bitch
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Is a ugly human being no one would want to be her . she’s always thinking about her ugly self first . she’s a cockroach , scares all the people away . has the ugliest smile , always stinks . tried to fit in where she doesn’t belong . she’s a hoe , bitch , thot , slut , cunt , & also a bootyhole .
Have you seen Jackie .? Yeah I seen that hoe around the hall way .
by lots of love ! November 24, 2018
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Jackie , a girl who is mexican, vapes every single second of her life and has been drinking since age 13 because she tries to be cool or a savage but in reality she lives in a crappy house that the paint on the wall is starting to fade away. This is because she has cheap af mom and dad who buy a piece of shit house. She is obnoxious and avoid her family in public because she is scared that her white af friends will see her mexican family members. She is known as vape queen, vape goddess, or vape dois. She ran a makeup account on Instagram that didn't last long because some of her Mexican family members found it and made fun of her. She told her dad but her dad didn't do jack shit because even he can't stand his own daughter. She forgets everything she says and has a short attention span. Overall not a very good person.
Yo Jon do you like Jackie.
Jonny: HELL NO! Shes uses to much make up and she smokes and drinks so much my vato.
by Shrekis100percentreal February 20, 2019
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a greasy, flat-assed, bucktooth whore broke pot-head that offers her services at the park next door in sis lul
Guess who gave slop top at the park

Who?

Jackie!
by luldonkeyseventeen June 7, 2017
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Jackie: a beautiful person, with an amazing bod. Can be super athletic but also a couch potato. Says they're super fat buh in reality weighs like a pound. Sometimes they're super cocky to their friends but only as a joke because secretly they're extremely self-conscious, even though they have no reason to be;)
Girl: im the cutest person ever buh I weigh like one hundred thousand million billion kajillion pounds😩

Other girl: dang girl your such a jackie😂
by Blech... March 16, 2017
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A very very short girl with an explosive attitude. You normally can find her telling pointless annoying jokes you can find on those popsicle sticks. Don't touch this kind of girl because that only leads to her flipping shit like it's her period 24/7.
Did you see Jackie this morning?
Yeah she almost ate my finger off when i tried to hug her.
by Eric_sich May 24, 2017
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A white female who embodies the epitome of unoriginality. She will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Her Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, she lives to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, she’s most likely not enjoying the moment, and needs to be liked by everybody.

She goes to yoga and makes sure she snapchats a photo of herself with her yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” She is a follower, keeps up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.

On most days, you will see her wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took her an hour to achieve. She will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on her shoulder.
The couple sitting next to me on the plane were both Jackies. They kept on taking selfies, which included them kissing, the girl doing the ‘kissy’ face, kissing her boyfriend’s cheek and vice versa. She then said to her boyfriend “babe, make sure you ‘like’ the picture of us that I’m about to post on insta.”
by It’s Britney Bitch December 25, 2017
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