bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022

bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”

by hopey777 July 17, 2020

Travis (Bald)

He is a child beyond repair, he has been damaged through his life of bad choices and decisions. He believes himself to be brilliant but the truth is that he is scared of being alone, he has no intelligent features and in other words, he has no purpose on this earth and should be removed.

Travis (Bald) likes apples

by De Captain March 25, 2019

bald strawberry

A red headed person (Ginger) with no pubic hair.

I got this burly Ginger home last night, but it turns out he was a bald strawberry.

by buffalohides January 2, 2014

bald douchia

total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...

hey dennis why dont you shut your big fat fucking cake hole...you bald douchia

by polarbearmike November 2, 2010

Reverse Balding

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

by RJKN April 18, 2015

Bald Bull

The act of shaving all your hair off and charging into people at high speeds.

"That guy slammed into me and broke my ribcage, He's a Bald Bull!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022