Israeli Settlements

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.

Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.

by Zionistman42069 November 23, 2024

Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.

Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place

by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024

The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.

The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.

by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025

Israeli Lunch

To kill someone.

To kill multiple people.

Especially when the person is instead expecting help.

"She served him an Israeli lunch".

by Timboz July 23, 2025

Israeli Salad

When you're having anal sex and the recipient relieves themselves all over you.

"I was plowing this chick and she gave me the gnarliest Israeli Salad of my entire life."

by KoolGus July 23, 2025

Spiritually Israeli

Something that is in poor taste, usually because it's from a standpoint of excessive wealth and social status or extremely bloodthirsty.

Person 1: Dude look at that Mall Kiosk full of AI generated art of Gorillas dressed like Jared Leto's Joker.

Person 2: Eugh! That's so tacky! It's like Spiritually Israeli!

by TazmilyGum September 17, 2025

Spiritually Israeli

Something one does not like or appreciate.

The capitalist government is spiritually Israeli

by applechewer October 28, 2025