invisible touch

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.
My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.
by Rondo Boner March 27, 2009
Get the invisible touch mug.

Invisible Mountain

An awesome crazy Chick with a best friend named Miss Traci.
In the hills of Pinconning, MI, there stands an Invisible Mountain, singing blues and watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
by Traci Green June 01, 2003
Get the Invisible Mountain mug.

the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.
Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.
by scrapmetal82 June 18, 2010
Get the the invisible hair mug.

HTC Invisible

A word that describes the non-existent smartphone you own
Person 1: I have the newest invention in smartphones *reaches into pocket and pulls out nothing* Its the HTC invisible! Its free, with no monthly charge!
Person 2: Dude you don't have a phone. Thats your hand.
Person 1: PSHHHHH! You just can't see it. Its too far in the future for you to understand.
by kitkath August 09, 2011
Get the HTC Invisible mug.

Invisible dribble

A person who tries to play bball but really has some serious misunderstandings about certain technicalities such "travelling". Hence, even though they keep playing thinking that they're not travelling, they must be imagining that they are dribbling the ball...hence the term "invisible dribble".

Could also be applied to people who think they have any kind of game, not just in bball...life in general.
Situation 1 - Playing Ball
Dude 1 - "Dude, look at all those steps he's taking...he's doing the carlton and he doesn't even know it. Doesn't he know he has to dribble the ball?"

Dude 2 - "Yeah, he's got mad inivisible dribble skills".

Situation 2 - Picking up a chick
"Check out that dude over there trying to work some game on that chick...he's got nothing man...no response...nada...seriously - invisible dribble and a half. But damn, she is who-licious nonetheless."
by Dr. Pete March 03, 2008
Get the Invisible dribble mug.

invisible girlfriend

a girlfriend that you cant see but you still really relaly care about
today, friday, i hope to see my invisible girlfriend at the mall between 1-230
by bennetjames May 02, 2008
Get the invisible girlfriend mug.

invisible hand

The process by which the economy will correct itself according to Adam Smith.
The government doesnt need to do anything, the invisible hand will fix the economy
by James Hannan June 07, 2004
Get the invisible hand mug.