inverted 69

When the female is holding the male upside down while standing up In the 69 position instead of the male holding the female.

My girl and me were doing the inverted 69 and she dropped me.

by Tristariot November 12, 2015

Inverted Blumpkin

There are two kinds of inverted blumpkins:

1. To masterbate while shitting on a girls face.

2. To take a piss while getting your salad tossed.

Susie wanted to try something new, so she gave me an inverted blumpkin instead of a regular blumpkin.

by mike66 May 21, 2008

Inverted Narcissist

Also called "covert narcissist", inverted narcissist is a co-dependent who depends exclusively on narcissists (narcissist-co-dependent).

The inverted narcissist craves to be in a relationship with a narcissist, regardless of any abuse inflicted on her. She actively seeks relationships with narcissists and only with narcissists, no matter what her (bitter and traumatic) past experience has been. She feels empty and unhappy in relationships with non-narcissists.

- Jane says her life without Chad is in sepia color. He brings technicolor into her existence!

- She must be a serious inverted narcissist, man!

by zadanliran October 15, 2011

Inverted Penis

When someone has a penis that is so small that it actually looks like the penis is heading inside the body.

--mostly found in asians

That kid tyler has an inverted penis.

Dude i hear that the new asian kid at our school has an inverted penis

by thiskidlovesurbandic December 6, 2009

inverted boxcar

a sexual position where a toy train is placed in a condom and then inserted into one's anus. Then, the anus is rammed for several minutes until the boxcar is sure to never come out.

Honey, I'm getting tired of the boring missionary postion, let's try something new like the inverted boxcar

by Dylan January 14, 2004

inverted chili dog

The shit that works its way into the man's penis while having a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for a week!

by LDi September 1, 2008

inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor

Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.

by Devon January 17, 2005