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inten

When a older male or female sees another male or female that is too young to say they look attractive a person may use this word to say that "in ten" years they will be open game.
Guy #1: That girl is pretty hot!

Guy #2: Dude she's 13...

Guy #1: inten bro. inten.
by bigbobaggins April 1, 2011
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Not intended to be a factual statement

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".
Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement
by dbrow127 May 4, 2011
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Napoleon Incentive

When one's own self inadequacies lead one to be more ambitious and successful. Similar to the Napoleon Complex, which states that one of short stature may be more aggressive and domineering. It is named after Napoleon because he was of short stature, but was massively ambitious and successful, which many shorter men have to do in order to make up for their short stature.
Brett suffered from the Napoleon Complex and was bitter. His friend, Dave, had a Napoleon Incentive and decided to become more confident and funny to compensate for his height.
by SithLordTrevor November 2, 2021
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incentive

Something, such as the fear of punishment or the expectation of reward, that induces action or motivates effort.
Jake was promised free entry into the bar if he mowed the lawn for his neighbor.
by Ryan Thompson July 19, 2004
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Incentivize

A corporate-jargon non-word meaning "motivate," coined in 1968. Some 10 years later, it was shortened to the equally annoying verb "incent." Unfortunately, both are recognized by both Merriam-Webster and the OED.

The only respectable form of the word is the noun "incentive."
I would like to motivate him to never say "incentivize" again by telling him I will rip his windpipe out of his throat the next time I hear him say it.

I hope everyone who says "incentivize" in earnest knows they come across as a jargon-spewing ahole.
by StephakneeSays August 5, 2008
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cruel intentions

a great movie showing what can happen when high schoolers are given too much money and nowhere to spend it
rich kid: man what should i do with this cash?
rich kid 2: we should go throw a mad party
by ellet cult January 22, 2005
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friends with intentions

Similar to friends with privileges and friends with potential, but implies that you are keeping friendship with a guy/girl with the goal of making a relationship with him/her, rather than just randomly hooking up. Friends with intentions are more then regular friends, but they can never be BFF.
John: Hey man, how are you and Jenny doing?
Mike: Nothing too exciting, she is my friends with intentions.
by Terrabith March 20, 2007
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