by Mr. Enderman December 29, 2021
A genre of hentai in which the female character is immediately beaten by a strong male opponent and then fucked senseless. Popular among kissless virgins (or misogynists) who can't ask a girl out, or can't be fucked to go pursue a girl themselves.
by JuuzouWorshipingAlien September 30, 2023
A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
by Dom i nic March 25, 2008
"GUYS THIS IS AN INSTANT TRADITION", said Michael
"Shut the fuck up Michael, Instant Traditions don't exist", said all his friends
"Shut the fuck up Michael, Instant Traditions don't exist", said all his friends
by Swoon So Hard October 02, 2013
The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.
A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.
by Wyatt The Whakkle June 06, 2010
by kdcinsb September 25, 2010
by bohut September 10, 2012