Insomniwank

The act of facilitating the falling asleep process for single/unhappily married males by masturbation.

I used to toss and turn for hours, never sleeping before exams until Jim told me about the insomniwank. I've never looked back

by johnterryloverat February 20, 2010

insomaniac

One who cannot sleep, or one who will keep waking up in the night due to their lack of sanity.

"Bryan got no sleep last night, the voices in his head kept him awake".
"He has insomnia?"
"Worse, he's an insomaniac"

by Nobodylikesmelol November 7, 2018

insomania

The addiction of not wanting to sleep anymore. Usually due to the feeling it's a general loss of time and a belief it's possible to live without.

Damn he's been staying awake for four days now, he's really got insomania.

by Nephatiu July 26, 2014

insomniphobia

Insomniphobia occurs when you are lying in bed, but you can't sleep (insomnia). When a person is insomniphobic, it means that the person has a fear of not being able to sleep. They might fear insomnia because they know if they don't sleep they will be tired the next day, or maybe they have a big test the next day. The side effects of insomniphobia include constantly checking your phone to see what time it is, restlessness, sweating, and like any other phobias, anxiety and stress.

I had a major case of insomniphobia last night. I was afraid I woudn't be able to sleep before that big test I'm taking today.

by asexyunicorn June 22, 2014

Insomnisketch

A drawing or illustration done by one who is suffering from Insomnia and is bored to death. The pen finds its way into the person's hand and the next thing they know there is a work of art in front of them. Oft times these sketches are tossable garbage, but every now and then one is a real gem.

"Dude, I didn't know you could draw!"
"Me either, it was an insomnisketch."

by instrumentoffear May 19, 2009

insomniac kidz

a bunch of kids who get on tiny chat because they can't sleep.

Anderson: Why are you guys always up. Don't you ever sleep?
Gee: We're insomniac kidz.

by sukilover June 29, 2011

Insomnium

One of THE best Melodic Death Metal...no...music groups ever. Formed in Finland, they are known for their passionate sound and excellent technical skill. Unfortunately, like so many other good bands you would be lucky to run into a person who has heard of them.

My mom forced me to go to a Jonas Brother's concert. Luckily I played Insomnium on my iPod afterwards, thus saving me from total ear rape.

by RabarJabar June 22, 2009