Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

Ninjaculate

To ejaculate in such a quiet or subtle way that your partner either barely noticed or did not notice at all.

girl: why did you stop?
guy: rolls off
girl: WTF. Did you cum?
guy: yeah
girl: I couldn't tell. That was quiet.
guy: Like a ninja. I guess i ninjaculated.

by Zublminal April 4, 2015

inejaculatoribility

No matter how much you just want to spunk, jizz, ejaculate, you just can't connect your mind with your cock/ dick/ penis to spurt the seeds

Mainly due to the inejaculatoribility 😷

by Ben stile September 1, 2015

immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017

Inejaculatable

A person or any creature that is incapable of ejaculating.

Michael is inejaculatable because he has no testicles.

by ClownCostume December 7, 2018

immaculate conception academy

Icgay ass school known for having ugly bitches coz they be the ones getting caught up. work. ugly ass uniforms period.

Damn you go to Immaculate Conception Academy? But you’re too pretty to go there.

by yb_thenun October 16, 2019