69 inch balls

my favourite band

yo! have you heard to song “if i was your sexy sugarboo” from the hot sexy electro mama by 69 inch balls?

by anonymous February 11, 2022

sack inch

A cock so small it appears to dwell within the scrotum.

Now that you are sexually active let's go to the store and load up on fingercots for your sack inch so you don't contract a disease from your notoriously sexually active girlfriend.

by Sean M. Lennon March 11, 2006

two-inch-punisher

used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.

Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!

by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

one inch

The only difference between white and black people. ONE F*CKING INCH. If you are right in between, then you are loved by everybody.

OMFG!!! You know what?

What?

The only difference between white people and black people is one inch...

You mean that bitch left me for just an extra 2.56 centimeters??!

Yeah. Never thought of it like that...

by raichupal January 6, 2011

11 inch dick

A giant dick with 11 inches glory

James had a 11 inch cock Jaiden had triple Ds they knew they didint know each other very well but they knew they wanted to fuck one day James knocked on jaidens apartment door she answered just in her bra and underwear he immediately said lets fuck she said ok and pulled him in on to her bed and ripped off his clothes he stoped and said u got a condom she said no she said I can't wait but I'm on my period but I can't wait I have to get my cock in you I'm so horny she got her bra off he got her panties off and immediately started fucking her she screamed with pleasure I want to show you something he started fucking even faster he wanted to cut but held back again he held back then he let it go and he cummed twice she cummed at the same time as him then jaidens roomate walked in with her bf they immediately jumped in but jaidens bf put a condom on and started fucking jaidens roommate Kat the condom broke but no one cares they fucked all night in the morning everyone left

A 11 inch dick is a dick that is 11 inches

by A 11 inch dick November 22, 2017

7 inch monster cock

kian

"7 inch monster cock is so big" says mia

by bossman666 October 6, 2019

1 inch bitch

A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.

That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017