Free Hat

Hat killed 27 babies, but it was self-defense, so we must free him!

The boys from South Park wanted to stop directors from making remix of their movies, and they try to have many people by giving free hat, but people doesn't understand cause they wanted to free hat, who is now free.

Man: Hat McCollough. He was sent to prison in '82, and we believe he should be released!

People: Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!

by pascalbg December 27, 2007

hat putato

A troll post that began on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows in 1998, was later posted in many forms, and spread throughout usenet groups such as alt.pro-wrestling.wwf, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, rec.arts.tv, alt.fan.billie-joel, and many others. It's a lame attempt to make fun of NBC's short-lived Jack Barry and Dan Enright produced "Hot Potato" hosted by the late Bill Cullen.

hat putato
Enduring Freedom Potato
kat putato
Potato be Hot
Patata Calliente

by Johnissoevil March 19, 2004

Small hats

The Jewish community

When you start talking reckless about the small hats thats when you start getting cancelled

by Darth Weeaboo October 10, 2022

catch a hat

to make somebody go bye bye 😀

my dawg jus died now im tryna catch a hat.

by Zaii💎😂😝 March 12, 2022

Grimsby Hat

The act of placing one's penis upon the head of another person when they are not looking.

I looked out of the window and next thing i knew, was sporting a Grimsby Hat

by Batman F's Everyone October 21, 2013

Hat sure

A measure of surety to the extent that you would eat a hat. If you are proven wrong you must eat a paper hat. The size of the paper hat corresponds to the level of surety you expressed. (A5 hat sure is less sure than A4 hat sure but A4 is usually the standard.)

"I'm pretty sure that Walt Disney is frozen..."

"Are you hat sure?"

"Yes."

"How hat sure? A4 hat sure?"

"Yes."

"Well you are wrong, now eat this paper hat I've made for you."

by DiosaTaylor May 30, 2013

Hat

In ultimate disc but possibly in other sports, a tournament or entire league session in which teams are made at random--i.e. chosen from hat.

"Are you playing in the hat tournament this weekend?" "No, but im playing in the fall hat league."

by caliphate July 30, 2008