immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.
"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"
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immaculate disinflation

the situation where inflation falls but this does not lead to a rise in unemployment, which would usually be expected
"During the period of immaculate disinflation, the economy experienced a decrease in inflation without any significant rise in unemployment, which was quite remarkable."
by Marc2.0 December 01, 2023
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The Immaculate Penis of John

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
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immaculate

Something that is immaculate is perfect. Immaculate is a better word to use to precisely describe something that is amazing
Hey baud joes rizz is immaculate, i wish i could pull like him.
by Rizz daddy tre December 02, 2022
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Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.
I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .
by Mephistepheles October 02, 2015
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Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 09, 2024
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