If you Die in Canada, You Die in Real Life

A Theory that if died in Canada, then you will parishes in real life.

I believe that if you die in Canada, you die in real life.

by Red The Gamer May 24, 2018

if you can't beat them, join them

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.

If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.

by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."

This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010

if you aint rubbin you aint dubbin

if your dub isnt lowered close to the ground then you are a poser and you deserve to be shot up the ass.

girl: why is your audi so low to the ground?
dubbah: bitch if you aint rubbin you aint dubbin.

by waddupmahnigg October 11, 2007

If Necessaried

When one has tickets to an NBA, NHL, or MLB playoffs, but the game they had tickets to becomes cancelled, as one team had already won the series. Only used for Game 5's, Game 6's, or Game 7's, the games that are scheduled as "if necessary," the derivation of the phrase.

Mike: "Hey, how was the Red Sox- Angels game last night?"

John: "The game was if necessaried; the Angels already swept."

Mike: "Ahh, that sucks."

by ghosterizer23 October 11, 2009

if u seek amy

phonetic for f u c k m e. originated from a britney spears song.

love me hate me say what you want about me but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if u seek amy.

by PussandraJones December 20, 2008

if I stay

A sad book by Gayle Forman about a girl who looses here family in a car crash. She's in a coma and must choose to leave the rest of her family and her true love,Adam on Earth or to stay on Earth and loose her mom,Dad,and little brother. Mua wanders around the hospital looking for an answer thinking of all her meomeries.It is also a movie. Has a sequel.

If I Stay is the reason I want to play cello.

by Unicornmabel March 13, 2015