an activity or sport where the primary result is the actor feeling intellectually superior or abnormally arrogant for absolutely no reason. This can be achieved by wearing fancy clothing, using vocabulary that no one else would ever use, or using titles that make absolutely no sense.
Guy 1: Hey dude! How was that class debate?
Guy 2: It was freaking awesome. It was pure intellectual Masturbation.
Guy 2: It was freaking awesome. It was pure intellectual Masturbation.
by alexrider March 9, 2015
Get the Intellectual Masturbation mug.When a man utilizes his logic, reasoning and aptitude to destroy a woman's irrational argument that is largely based on emotional appeal. In the most serious of cases, a man will incapacitate and humiliate a woman so severely with his words that it is akin to him unzipping his pants and slapping her repeatedly across her face with his penis.
John: "Yo bro did you see that politics debate between Mike and Laura yesterday?"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
by thequiksilvr December 20, 2012
Get the Intellectual Cock Slap mug.The whiney moan that escapes the lips of Harvard (Insert Name of Ivy league or small liberal college) Poly Sci Grad as they realize that there only contribution to society will be Mental Masturbation.
by Equites April 9, 2004
Get the Intellectual Jizz mug.Vicarious of interesting experiences through media content observation for the sole purpose of staving off boredom despite the stimulus giving no value or meaning to one's life.
(See "reality" TV)
Roe Jogan: Live your life like you're the hero in your movie write down what you want and cut out all the shit that doesn't matter.
Addict: But I can't stop spending time watching Tooster Reeth!
Roe Jogan: That's just Intellectual Junk Food and there's nothing enriching about it.
Addict: I watch it to comfort me just to relieve stress, you're too harsh.
Roe Jogan: Tough love, that's what everybody needs, me included.
Roe Jogan: Live your life like you're the hero in your movie write down what you want and cut out all the shit that doesn't matter.
Addict: But I can't stop spending time watching Tooster Reeth!
Roe Jogan: That's just Intellectual Junk Food and there's nothing enriching about it.
Addict: I watch it to comfort me just to relieve stress, you're too harsh.
Roe Jogan: Tough love, that's what everybody needs, me included.
by Avant Guardian August 20, 2014
Get the Intellectual Junk Food mug.-Owning an idea of something created and trending within social media.
-A symbol used to define someones idea online. Defined by an PO with a line going through the PO and the O with a shadow. Similar to a Patent or Trademark but designed to protect advertisers and marketers ideas in a marketing or advertising campaign.
-A symbol used to define someones idea online. Defined by an PO with a line going through the PO and the O with a shadow. Similar to a Patent or Trademark but designed to protect advertisers and marketers ideas in a marketing or advertising campaign.
You do not need to be an intellectual to be an intellectual property owner.
The IPO symbol has been crucial in protecting companies marketing campaigns from being mimicked by other rival companies.
The IPO symbol has been crucial in protecting companies marketing campaigns from being mimicked by other rival companies.
by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016
Get the intellectual property owner mug.1. Dude there's this really cute girl I saw. She was watching Rick and Morty too. She must be smart.
2. Omg when did you become an Intellectual-Sexual?
2. Omg when did you become an Intellectual-Sexual?
by Looading... May 15, 2018
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