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Hot Messbian

An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.

Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.
I think she’s so hot but I don’t think I’d ask her out.

Me: don’t. She’s a total hot messbian.
by Bustdownlesbiana August 12, 2019
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Hot Messes

Defined, "hot messes" refers to when a "person's appearance is in a state of total disarray while still maintaining an undeniable attractiveness" & allure.

Hot messes' are appealing for a variety of reasons, most notably because they're generally unexpected, capricious, & agonizingly provocative. Additionally, numerous contingent factors make duplication rare and continual repetition virtually impossible.

No one set of guidelines can perpetually determine what distinguishes a "hot mess" from an above-average train wreck. Regardless of the circumstances, you know it when you see it; because they are typically conspicuous, and obviously they are always awesome.

**The term "hot mess" can also characterize a unique setting or situation, although in this context the usage parameters become more difficult to quantify.
Justin: "Did you see Molly this morning? We partied all night and she ended up passing out on the lawn."
Eric: "Yea, she came in this morning to find the rest of her clothes. She looked terrible, and awesome."
Justin: "Damn, hot messes' like that don't come around very often."
by jbalbs@kstate January 18, 2011
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Hot Message

When someone has been a Hot Mess the night before, and upon checking their sent items realises they were sending messages whilst under the influence, which they regret in the morning.
"How are you feeling?"
"A bit hungover. Gasp! Oh no! Looks like there was some hot message going on between me and Ben last night, my sent items is crammed with texts!"
by HotMessenger September 25, 2009
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hot messy nessy

When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.
"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"
by WeeedBear July 29, 2021
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Chef Hot Messica

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."
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hotmess

HOTMESS: you have gone above and beyond being a mess. You attract attention to yourself in such a displeasing way, people can't help but to clown the shit out of you. It's a shame your friends let you out the house like that.
ex: "That girls weave look like spools of yarn on her head...that shit is a HOTMESS!"
by Janelle A. July 17, 2006
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hotmess

A pretty, intelligent girl who works hard and plays hard. Don't let her looks fool you, she can drink you under the table! Her infectious kindergarden smile is hard to escape.
Only a hotmess like her could drink 15 shots of Patron and still look amazing
by MattSG October 26, 2010
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