Housecookie

Someone who prefers to remain at home more often, than not. It is not meant to be derogatory, but rather a pleasant (sweet) descriptive of someone who enjoys their time inside, working on the home, or working remotely.

“I like working on projects at home-I’m really a Housecookie type!” Or, “I work outside the home, but my husband is a Housecookie and prefers to work remotely.”

by LauraOoOoOo March 14, 2021

Horsefucker

An abusive asshole who looks like a horse and wants to fuck one in the ass because of the resemblance

Person 1: Hey did you talk to Horsefucker today

Person 2: yeah he yelled at me for no reason
Person 1: that asshole

by Rocco123 June 17, 2021

Horsemonkey

Horsemonkey - Complete and total ridiculous bullshit.

“That’s a bunch of fucking horsemonkey.”

by The Real Sputnik June 4, 2022

horsecorn

a smut reading layabout. usually a keen interest in vampire smut.

god damnit Jim quit being such a big ass horsecorn!

by horsedcorn June 27, 2023

Utah Horseback

When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.

Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed

by Rionox January 24, 2023

horsecocking

The act to telling a girl to "saddle up" as a man shoves his all mighty penis vigorously into a woman's asshole and screams "YeeHaw! Ride it little pony!"

The man enjoyed a night out "horsecocking" a lot of women.

by Kongjong123 July 23, 2015

horse cock

horse cock sandwich see example:

jenny really enjoyed her horse cock sandwich..

by gforce October 20, 2003