rusty French horn

A variation on the rusty trombone, the rusty French horn consists of a man giving a rim job to a woman, while also fisting her. This is reminiscent of a musician playing the French horn, as he places his hand in the bell of the horn to alter the pitch of the sound.

After she gave me a rusty trombone, I returned the favor with a rusty French horn.

by Michael P. May 4, 2005

Hornby Island

A small island, in B.C

A place to go in the summers, theres about 4 police on the whole island, a nude beach, bonfires everynight, hella weed, raves, and hippies
in fall magic mushrooms grow everywhere

"What are you doing this summer?"
"Going to Hornby Island of course!"

by Loveandmoney March 24, 2010

human horn

The olfactory organ found on a human. It is a very potent aphrodesiac.

"Human horn prices are skyrocketing in the black market."

by Mr. Feesh May 18, 2005

horn dog

1. (noun) A dog that has horns like a moose.

2. (noun) A person who is highly addicted to sex and attempts it as often as possible with just about anyone, but usually a partner or spouse. Such person will often use innuendo with several people throughout the course of a day in hopes of achieving a sexual situation with at least one of them.

3. (noun) A term that is sometimes used by one who does not exactly have a handle on the English language when what they meant to say was 'corn dog.'

1. At Christmas, Wayne created his beer fund by renting out his horn dog to the Santa Claus display at the mall.

2. OFFICE MAIL CLERK: Boy, that new receptionist sure is a horn dog.
BOSS: Really?

3. When Pierre ordered a horn dog, everyone began to laugh hysterically.

by Mickey Nation December 27, 2006

porn horn

the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star

In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely giving her all, even though she was choking on the porn horn.

by pornhorn50 January 14, 2010

shit horn

When you sit on the toilet and fart.

The echo of farting in a toilet.

Every morning dad wakes us up by playing the shit horn

by Dave Kim Mom & Dad July 14, 2006

French Horn

God Created this instument with all his might to make a french horn it took seven day and seven nights and god said"let there be french horns!!!!" then he listend for awhile and then said"Let the be French Horns IN TUNE." then god got error pop up and it said invalid request try a different instrument.

Man 1:He plays the french horn
Man 2:what no way
Man 3:yep hes that awesome

by R4v4g3m0nk3y September 11, 2011