hoebagfagcuntlickdickshitballsmolestingpriest

Self defining word for a friend or broski when they do something stupid and or to fuck with them.

We had plans?" "Yeah, now im stuck at home watching my sister you hoebagfagcuntlickdickshitballsmolestingpriest." "whut the eff. David Blane.

by Thorcannon3000 July 21, 2010

hobagbastardwhorebitch

(n). 1: A person who causes great anguish among others... 2: funky jumble of words

"Kyle, stop being such a hobagbastardwhorebitch"

by Nick January 4, 2004

hobagbastardwhorebitch

(n). A slang term, used in a derogatory sense, to indicate disproval and anger in the general direction of an associate.

Usually used as a 'cover-all' noun, where many other phrases apply as well.

"Nick was being a complete hobagbastardwhorebitch yesterday".

by Kyle Moller January 4, 2004

hoebag

1. A term that refers to stupid people, not necessary a whorish girl. If you get mad at your boyfriend you can call him a hoebag.
2. A bag full of hoes(gardening equipment!!)

1. Person a: Dude my sis stole my new purse!
Person b: God, what a hoebag!

2. Person a: Dude I can fit my donkey in this hoebag!
Person b: Wow, totally sweet!

by Shorty Beebop October 4, 2005

hoobastank

"The posterboy for faceless generic rock if not for the fact if you think about it, a posterboy can't be faceless."

A piece of shit band that is highly overrated by teens and girly-girls who seem to be in love with the band members. The Reason, almost as bad as the "Voice inside my YED" by Crap 182, is some bleeding heart song about

"I jus want u to knoowwwwwwwwww
I've found the reason for meeeeeeee
to change wut i use 2 beeeeeeeeee
a weezon to start over newwwwwwwwww
and the reason is uuuuuuuuuu"

It's basically the same thing over and over again very slowly. Down with Hoobastank. Bad music is a sin.

d00d: hay bitch ur the reason for me
d00d gf: omg u lisin 2 hoobasuck ur gay

by ThaNeoGospel November 6, 2004

Hoobastank

A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.

Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!

by SMQ April 25, 2005

hoobastank

the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"

oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd

by dave n' eddie September 1, 2004