holy guacamole

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.

Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.

by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 3, 2009

Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.

I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"

by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007

Holy Melon

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.

Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

Holy Worker

A whore. Also means that the woman referred to is above average polygamous.Holy worker comes from the Greek word "ιερόδουλη" .

Look at this holy worker Maria, That's her 3rd boyfriend this month.

by Dulger March 26, 2021

Holy Shoot

You are a good PG child who has been forbidden to swear so instead of Holy S**t you say, 'Holy Shoot'.

Good Christian Minecrafter: Holy Shoot I just found some diamonds.

by Taybrook May 3, 2020

Holy Nut

When a person nailed to a cross ejaculates

Jesus just made a Holy Nut

by bigboisautism December 26, 2018

Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009