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Hodged

To be comepletly lost. Have no idea what is going on 100% of the time
I'm so hodged right now
by Alrichards March 22, 2017
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Hodging

Adjective: Butting in to a conversation you have nothing to do with, just to insert your own opinion, often preceded by stalking around those conversing in anticipation

When Hodging is done properly, It will always be preceeded by the word "Hodging" in order to inform the group that you are about to seriously piss them off
Man: What do you think of the weather today?
Woman: Its lovely don't you agree?
"Hodge": Hodging! This one time, I was drinking Bud Light, at a Saint Louis Cardinals game... and who do you think showed up but NELLY!
by The Real Zman May 26, 2012
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Hodge

Hodge is a name of a guy who is constantly capping, some might call him a compulsive liar.
He can't go one sentence or conversation without capping. He then becomes extremely defensive once you call him out for very obviously lying. He might be found in a scout group or Roblox military game.
Guy: Hey man how's it going?
Hodge: It's going great
Guy: what did you do this weekend?
Hodge: I went to The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
Guy : No you didn't
Hodge: YES I DID!!! ON MY MOTHER I DID!!!!
by officedaddy March 6, 2025
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Hodge

A man with a very large slong. Similar to Mandingo.
Wow do you see his bulge? He must be a hodge.
by SKINNY_PANIZ69 December 18, 2020
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sean hodges

a universal cutie with a dick so big boys and girls want it, he’s great in the sack and a great friend.
by Daddymaterial February 19, 2019
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Hodge

A slang word for a smelly ass broke kid who thinks he's the shit because he works a terrible minimum wage job at McDonalds. retarded ass egoist who has done strictly nothing but ego lift for two years and believes he has the physique of an IFBB PRO when in reality he has the physique of a newborn baby. He believes he gets bitches because he dragged a hideous physically challenged down syndrome victim for about two months. He gets quite ecstatic about simple social interaction, despite the fact that no one wants to touch his awful musty smelling wretched man eating ass with a ten foot pole. And believes that wearing the most non playable character non-freethinking sheep fitting in type jacket in the world is "drip" like nah bro you just look like every other non hygenic discord pedophile moderator he needs to shave that hairy slimy worm living on his upper lip bro thinks that shit will ever get him bitches he needs to re evaluate his entire thought process.
Oh that quiet kid christian (hes a hodge)? I heard he doesn't wear deodorant
by dictionaryMan42069 March 19, 2023
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