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Hobosexual

A man or woman who enters a relationship in order to avoid homelessness.
Gary is such a hobosexual. Hes only with you coz he has no where else to go girl, make sure hes attracted to you and not your tenancy agreement!
by Blackpoolbrown September 29, 2022
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hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.
"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."
by SalvyZ October 16, 2020
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Hobosexual

When someone is only dating or sleeping with you because they need somewhere to live they’re considered a hobosexual
“Wow you and Brandi are taking the relationship pretty fast, moving in already and all
“Yeah well she’s a hobosexual”
by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019
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Hobosexual

Having sexual proclivities involving a strong attraction to the homeless and drifters in general.
My daughter is letting her boyfriend live in her car. She’s hobosexual AF!
by stxnthamix October 16, 2021
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Hobosexual

When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender.
Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.
"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game"

J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else"

"Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"
by Retta S November 22, 2011
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Hobosexual

A person who is homeless and will have sex with a gay person just to have a place to live. (I'm not gay but $20 is $20)
Bill: I just got a text from Chris and he wants to move in with me.

Mark: stop that action right now cuz he's a hobosexual.
by BigSeags December 31, 2021
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Hobosexuality

Hobosexuality; adjective.

Defdinition:A person who has sex with another because they are homeless and in need of shelter.

See also:
Mike Conti.
Mike Conti faces many issues with Hobosexuality with many faces
by ThatTrashPanda May 16, 2019
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