Hobosexual

A low class individual who enters into a relationship to freeload and for a place to stay.

Usually found: with a suspended license, screaming 'Roll Tide' at strangers, wearing a cheap hat, talking about himself, lacking moral character, in-between jobs

Hey bro, did you see Alabama Jones is back in NYC?

Yeh man, he's Hobosexual, he must've found another chick to stay w for free.

by CelebrityHobo December 10, 2017

Hobosexual

A person who dates only for place to live.

I hear J.D. is dating Trish? Yeah bro, he's been livin there for a month. That dudes a Hobosexual!

by for profit fuq February 16, 2017

Hobosexual

A sexual attraction to hobos.

Guy: what the Hell is that guy doing is he flirting with a hobo
Other guy: dude let him be, hes hobosexual

by arcanenarwhal September 16, 2016

Hobosexual

A girl often named Cierra who goes around sleeping with anyone who will give her a place to stay, alcohol, or gas money.

Wow my Ex Cierra was a total hobosexual.

by TheProfessorOfRevenger October 29, 2020

Hobosexual

A girl often named Cierra Donatto who goes around sleeping with every dude in Linn for a place to stay, alcohol, or gas money.

Wow is that Cierra? Yea I hear her body count is up to 17 now. She’s such a hobosexual

by TheProfessorOfRevenger October 29, 2020

Hobosexual

When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender.
Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.

"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game"

J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else"

"Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"

by Retta S November 22, 2011

Hobosexual

An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.

He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.

by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023