Hobosexual

Someone who enjoys sleeping with our brethen of the street

Larry: "Andrew slept with another homeless chick last night"

Me: "That blokes a straight up Hobosexual"

by The Incredable Hunk December 30, 2014

hobosexual

Worthless bum; thief

Trevor lives on a train, what a hobosexual!

by broke/as/a/joke September 13, 2014

Hobosexual

Hobosexual. A couple who has sexual relations in a parking lot next to a dump truck in broad daylight after brunch.

Would you like to have hobosexual relations?

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

Hobosexual

Someone who gets into a sexual relationship for shelter.

"Did you hear? Chantel started dating her ex's friend, Jonathan."
"Isn't she still living with her ex?"
"Guess she just moved from one guys place to the other's."
"Damn, that's hobosexual AF!"

by CounterReset June 3, 2022

hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.

"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."

by SalvyZ October 16, 2020

Hobosexual

One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub

My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.

by Alissa Chevy July 16, 2024

Hobosexual

When someone is only dating or sleeping with you because they need somewhere to live they’re considered a hobosexual

“Wow you and Brandi are taking the relationship pretty fast, moving in already and all”
“Yeah well she’s a hobosexual”

by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019