hopital

another word for hospital. sam and damian, palmerton park carnival thinger

she fell and went to the hopital

by fahq nigger June 15, 2009

hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.

Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.

by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016

hoit

The sound made when a person falls from a building and hits cement so hard at that his legs split apart.

Contemporary use of "hoit" has also come to mean an epic fail from falling at extreme heights.

The origin of "hoit" is unknown, however it is believed to originate from the video game Skate.

(A man falls off a scaffold stories) HOIT!

by eagerbeaver31 December 17, 2008

hoitey toitey

Defines an average person, purchasing or owning something that is above them.

Instead of buying "Wonder Bread" in the bag, someone that was hoitey toitey would get a French Loaf

by Kevin Val April 24, 2007

honitor

A horny elementry hall monitor, can be a boy or girl. When other children are being naughty he/she humps them till they say sorry.

The little boy found the little girl being naughty and honitorized her. The little boy wanted to teach the little girl a lesson for being bad, she loved his tough manly authority but he still honitored her.

by kdwag May 14, 2007

HOFTY

it's when a penis is semi hard, like half hard, half soft...HOFTY!

(1) "Man I've got a total hofty goin' "
(2) "After sex all i had was a hofty"

by xamplesample January 30, 2008

Hoit

a group of some real trill ass niggas

look at those hoits over there im scared as fuck

by TAY CHOP October 7, 2011