historical marker

markers throughout a state

Look theres a historical marker.

by njibhj May 17, 2018

Historific

Basically putting history and terrific together.

Person1:This is History?
Person2:Yes of course
Person1:Wow it’s Historific

by Lil.Elfy.On.The.Shelfy May 12, 2018

Historian

Philippe, a caring; responsible; and hard working kid with great hair. Along with being funny without even trying, Philippe is also a champion of school spirit! Phil wants to help preserve all our high school memories. Vote Phil and He Will Fulfill!

Churchill Student: So who are you voting for historian?
Every Person Ever: The Skilled and Very Chill Lil’ Phil

by Clairefan13 May 18, 2019

Historic Crush

To like or have strong feelings for someone for a really, really long time.

"So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"

by UES_queen14 June 12, 2019

historyectomy

Refers to a procedure whereby someone who is so fed up with past events that he has this knowledge removed from his mind.

I got so sick and tired of having history drummed into me in school that after graduation I made an appointment with a medical specialist and had a historyectomy performed.

by QuacksO April 7, 2019

historicity

A penomenon of demonstration in which deconstructionism and therefore formalism can only represent linear time as moving backwards.

Also called "left-wing determinism."

Historicity is the obstacle the left must surmount in order to formalize free will.

by metawave August 13, 2019

historionic personality disorder

A weird-a** psychological condition caused by a student's being required to take history class.

I stuck to math and science in high school so as to avoid historionic personality disorder.

by QuacksO November 10, 2020