Hamletitus

A stress level of great height found prominently in students studying the William Shakespeare play "Hamlet". Medicine for this illness can be resolved with 15 minute breaks, caffeine (high dosage), and masturbation. To learn more, speak to your doctor.

"Hey Jerry!"
"What? What the fuck do you want? I'm writing a paper on the play 'Hamlet'!"
"Man, you must have Hamletitus. Masturbate, man.

by Rvbb3rDvck December 23, 2016

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hasleta

she is witty, loving, kind, sensitive, outgoing, warm hearted, chaos sometimes, fun to be with, flirty & lotsa adventures coming when being with her

hasleta is a wondeful & exciting person ti be with

by dync April 23, 2018

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hazeltiine

Someone that was a friend from school and had to move away so became an online friend.

Me and hazeltiine used to be in the same French class but now we are in the same gc

by Lanaathebanana July 18, 2021

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Hazleen

A strong girl and she really know everything before us. she is really strong determine and very helpful, hardworking, intelligence, and she is very friendly

She is hazleen! Oh that's hazleen we called her aleen :)

by levitanies November 23, 2021

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hamlet

hamlet is a distinguished fellow, typically a nerd with superiority issues. however, he is hella christian and halal. hes very obsessed with grammar and plays trumpet. according to his coworker, he is wednesday adam's little brother. he can be reserved and glum sometimes, probably because he works at a bar and hates the russians that binge drink there. did i mention he is armo af? he wishes he lived in the 5th century because he's too classy for this current armageddon time period for the world. he hates qyartus but is secretely a qyartu due to his overuse of "💋"

overall, hamlet is a strange intellectual fellow.

damn hamlet just blocked me for the wrong use of grammar

by arachgitem February 4, 2023

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