happy toilet

a toilet so full of joy that it's smiling from ear to ear with mirth and laughter!

boy, Ned sure has a happy toilet. I just love shitting at his house!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Goofy happy

Someone who is reaaaaaaaaaaally happy

- Did you like it?
- Yes I love it.

- Yup, I now I saw that look at your face, goofy happy.

by missmary December 29, 2009

Happytrail

The trail of hair leading from your navel to your genitals.

I found a gray hair last night on my Happytrail

by mitosku August 13, 2009

Make it Happen

To do something and complete it. Usually under extreme circumstances.

you have two days to build this house from scratch. Make it happen girl.

by donnie chan December 14, 2008

happy kitty dance

Similar to a 'kitty dance' but resulting in a happy ending.

The stripper put on a crotchless cat costume and gave Mr Fox a happy kitty dance.

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by Jud Der May 6, 2010

happy merchant

A meme that displays a man with a long crooked nose, long beard wearing a Kippah and rubbing his hands together.

Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.

John: Hey Bob, did you take my dollar that was laying on the table?
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!

by CptMeep January 6, 2016

winter happy hour effect

When you leave happy hour, thinking you are in good shape, but the combination of drinking, and exposure to the cold air outside creates a sudden, intense urge to pee.

I left happy hour last night and it's only two blocks to my house but I got hit with the winter happy hour effect.
Did you make it home in time ?
Eventually got there, but I think the sidewalk in front of Andy's Market is going to be icy this morning.

by J Scotts January 15, 2009