Handjob Slut

A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.

Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.

by SexSarge69 March 2, 2009

Invisible Handjob

When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned

Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.

Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?

Guy 1 - ...No.

Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.

by HiM4nos June 11, 2010

hanji zoë

Hanji zoë is a character from the popular anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin or Commonly commonly know as Attack on titan/AOT. The creator of AOT Hajime Isayama has left Hanji zoë’s gender up for Interpretation so people can relate to them regardless of their gender. Hanji zoë is quite popular in the lesbian and WLW (women loving women) Community because of their feminine appearance.People commonly use she/her pronouns when referring to hanji.

“I just started AOT and Hanji Zoë is my favorite character!”

Or “hanji zoë is very interested in titan science.”

by Undercooked September 26, 2020

hanji zoe

hanji zoe is a non-binary character, with glasses from attack on titan. They do fucked up experiments on titans and Eren jaeger and they are also very attarcted to titans idk why and yeah.. but stan hanji anyway 🥰💅✨

They are the best character from attack on titan and if you dont agree with me then idc i just wanted to make a definition lol anyway follow my tt= takethtbackleorio

OMG hanji zoe is such a good character

by nezvkoh January 15, 2021

Handjob

When a man cant be arsed masterbating so gets someone else to do it for them.

Also 21st centurys new way of kissing.

Give me a handjob, i cant be bothered today.

by Scoof April 5, 2009

houdini handjob

When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.

Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy

Baby:fine

Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!

by whorab May 29, 2010

coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.

So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.

by takewhatIhave April 27, 2006