HammerTime

Any time throughout the day when you need to disappear to masturbate and stroke your piece.

Hello you've reached JC im sorry I missed your call, but im busy with HammerTime.

Hey John I stopped by your crib and your car was in the driveway but you didn't answer the door. Where were you? "Sorry bud it was HammerTime!"

by Hollywood617 May 17, 2023

Hammertime

What Peter Bonnington says when Lewis Hamilton needs to drive faster

“Lewis, it’s hammertime.

by Micks.F1 October 18, 2023

hammerlips

The act of being a hammerlips Also, you can be a hammer, soccer, or sangria lips.

Ben won't run a king's fall raid, so therefore he is indeed a hammerlips.

by Soccer Chips October 21, 2023

Hammerfucked

Is the point beyond no return. Mainly spent in the bathroom after consuming more alchohol then one can handle.

"We got so drunk last night after coinage"
"Yea I was hammerfucked"

by GIBMIESTER November 4, 2023

Hammering the nail

Getting kicked in the dick while erect

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""

by TheOne390 December 11, 2023

hammermaxxing

When someone's jawline or facial structure isn't built well for them. They need to hammermaxx in order to make minor hairline fractures in their jaw which will let them heal those fractures and help strengthen their jawline and make it more refined. This is a very dangerous type of looksmaxxing method. Only sigma's can pass this stage of looksmaxxing.

"Bro, Im ngl, its time to start hammermaxxing. Your jawline is completely fucked up."

by swervetheworld November 28, 2023

Hammertime

A time when it is permissible to throw hammers.

(see also: mental illness)

Imma throw a hammer at your car because it's hammertime bitch!

by Xhilla October 9, 2025