ham

someone's pink, sweaty ass pressed up against glass

We were driving by the high school yesterday and Brandon gave everyone on the corner a shot of his ham.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Hams

Legs with THICK thighs that taper to tiny ankles.

After a workout Henry's legs were so swollen they looked like hams. /or/ Damn those hams! Gorgeous ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

HAM

acronym hot ass mess; specifically in reference to an inebriated individual

Danielle, you were a HAM last night: you ended up in a wheelchair on the opposite side of the strip with no money, phone, or id.

by kpoo May 16, 2011

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

hamming

The act of pressing ones naked ass into anothers face while they are asleep or being held down. Meant to degrade or offend the hammed individual. Very effective.

Hey, we're hamming Tom tonight.

by Vlade October 26, 2005

HAM

acronym for Hard as a Mutha

or Hysterically actin monkey

I go ham on a bi**ch, like a sandwich

by da jugganaut July 31, 2009

HAM

Stands for Hard as a Motherf*cker. When someone does something requiring extra effort that the normal person wouldnt usually do. Completely replaces the word 'in' when used in urban context.

Luie went HAAAAM popping that champagne bottle in that chicks ass!

by Shrizi April 22, 2011