halo 2 

A game that recently came out. its campaign is decent and clearly rushed despite THREE YEARS OF FUCKING DELAYS. the multiplayer on xbl is really fun though. Its ruining my life. Its the cause of my failing grades in school. Its like it controls my life. If there was a halo rehab center i would definetly go. I rock on xbl

Teacher: the math mid-term is tomorrow, study hard because if u dont pass it u will fail and go to summer school.


Me(at home): Ill just play halo 2 for a few minutes then ill study.

16 hours later-Me: holy shit i forgot to study.



If u wanna fight me on xbox live my gamer tag is Mazz88. Ill probably win.

halo 2 by ur dads hairy nipple March 10, 2005

Halo 2 

Lukta:

You need to die for sounding like a huge ass nerd. Halo 2 sucks my stump. Come, hunt me down and kill me. I can name many ways you can kill me, and if you want them, IM me on Yo Mom Saddam. I'd be glad to give them to you. PS2 is getting old, and the computer completely kills X-Box and ALWAYS will. I hardly ever play my PS2, unless it's San Andreas, which I think is so much more fun than Halo 2.

Would you like to sex me?

Halo 2 by Yo Mom Saddam January 8, 2005

halo 2 

those little chunks of cheese that show up when you dont mix your macaroni good

i dont like eating the halo 2s

halo 2 by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006

Halo 2 

A good game that really was kind of a repeat of the first game with new maps and !!!OMG Dool Welding Rox0rz!!! The multiplayer is kind of cool, but is really just a barebones TFC/Deathmatch thingy.

My XBox-fanboy friend: Man, I broke up with my girlfriend 'cause she called me like fifty times when I was on Live.

Me: You're stupid.

Halo 2 by shafticus November 28, 2004

halo 2 

The best game ever where ppl online are noobs that whine alot. It also has the gayest ending but i cant wait for #3 its gonna be awesome!!!

Halo 2 kicks azz!!!fdjkslafjsd;lsjd

halo 2 by anknoymus February 5, 2007

Halo 2 

The hit sequel to halo: combat evolved released in 2004.
There are a few modes in Halo 2, including a story and multiplayer.
The story follows this green space turbo virgin called master chief and this dinosaur alien fucker called the arbiter. Basically they're on opposite sides of the human-covenant war.
Next up is the multiplayer. Instead of a magnum meta, the go to weapon in Halo 2 is the Battle Rifle (BR55). Fires 3 round bursts and kills in 4 bursts to the head. Unlike Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 3, the bullets in this game are hitscan instead of projectile. That means wherever you are, as long as the crosshair is over the target, it'll hit.

It is also objectively the best halo game

"Ey bro wanna play some halo 2?"
"I'm down"

Halo 2 by AntiCaesar October 10, 2019

halo 2.5 

A game that was never planned, and will never exist. Only idiots actually believe it will become a reality.

Joe: OMG! Halo 2.5 is gonna come on the hard drive of the Xbox 360!!! Like, my uncle who works for Bungie told me!!!11!1!!!oneone!!!1

Bob: You are a total retard.

halo 2.5 by dabears1020 October 17, 2005