holiday handshake

when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.

tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter

by dario a. l. December 7, 2006

howdios

A combination of the words "howdy" and "adios." Can be used when greeting someone in passing or a quick salutation.

"Howdios, Mike! Howdios to you too."

by Chris Felax January 24, 2008

Holiday Mathfuck

When your math teacher consciously assigns a useless project over a much wanted break so that the students will not be 'bored'.

Awe man my math teacher gave us this stupid project over spring break. She said it was to keep us busy. Talk about a Holiday Mathfuck

by kid67 March 27, 2010

Holiday Shits

After eating food on a holiday, you have the shits

Tj: Ughh i just ate a whole plate of food.
Alex: Looks like you;ll have the holiday shits

by Plank Opal November 28, 2010

holiday boyfriend

A guy you find over a holiday break.

Gosh my family keeps nagging me about marriage, this time I'm finding a holiday boyfriend.

by Tiffy007 November 20, 2014

Holidayive

When you have the holiday spirit even when it's not a holiday.

Sarah is very holidayive today.

by Captain Bruh January 18, 2015

Holiday Hamism

Getting your foreskin chopped off and shoved up your asshole

this year for christmas I got a holiday hamism

by Ethn1gga December 17, 2019