Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

Hookerpreneur

This is a sex industry entrepreneur.

She runs the girls at Scoreboard, she is a hookerpreneur!

by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021

Volunteer Hooker

A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.

A slut.

Your mother is a volunteer hooker.

by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control

Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?

by The Proverbial August 5, 2021

hooker

A commonly used slang term for prostitute. The word is used to refer to a woman who recieves payment for sexual pleasures she gives to the man she is employed by. Popular legend has it that the term "hooker" came from the American Civil War. There are many different versions of the legend involving Major General Joseph Hooker. A common one: Originally called "camp followers" prostitutes would follow the camps of the army. It was the job of the commanding general to make sure that these women were kept away from the soldiers camps. However, General Hooker never bothered to do so. They soon became known as "Hooker's other army" because they could be seen throughout the Union camps. Later it was shortened to "hookers." There are more still that tell of men questioning the identity of the ladies and being told "They're Hooker's" as in, belonging to Hooker, but the name stuck. Despite the many stories, this may or may not be true. The term "hooker" was used in print as early as the 1830's (years before Hooker was a public figure, and around 30 years before he was the head of the Army of the Potomac.) He was not a "pimp" in any way, as a select few rumor him to be, and was quite a good officer despite his failures. His name, however, seems to be linked to these women who sell their bodies for money.

"Look at how she's dressed. She looks like a hooker."

by I Love Erik August 20, 2008

hooker looker

noun: a rubbernecking "john" driving by and holding up traffic looking for a prostitute

"Hey man, the light is green and this "hooker looker" is holding up traffic!"

by J.L.E. May 24, 2007