hip-hobbit

That black elf-rock stuff from Norway set to hip-hop

"THE BOILING LOG
THAT CRUSHED THE ORC
DID BEAR THE WIZARDS HEX"

"Say, man! Why not set this stuff to a hip-hop beat!"

"Dude, did you just invent... hip-hobbit?"

by nick barrett January 11, 2007

Ass Hobbit

1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.

2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.

"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"

or

"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

Hobbit Queen

Furry toed bitch

The Hobbit Queen is trying to call me again!

by Low life tech scum May 6, 2009

Hobbit Ladder

A hobbit ladder is what a short person calls a step stool

Hey Bilbo, I can't reach the top shelf, can you grab the hobbit ladder?

by crypticsage August 30, 2020

jizz hobbit

A short hairy person that likes bukkake.

Or basically the same as being a cum dumpster.

1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!

3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”

by Scribbles1989 December 9, 2017

Turd Hobbit

When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.

"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."

by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017

hobbit hole

In the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, as well as "The Hobbit," Hobbit Holes were the residences of Hobbits, usually built into a hillside.

Frodo retired to his hobbit hole to write "There and Back Again."

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006