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hobo chillin

Hobo chillin is when you dress like a homeless person and have even been mistaken for a hobo because of your clothes. You might be wearing a raggedy shirt with holes or discolored ripped up pants.

But really you have some Yeezy Season on worth like $20,000 and some Gucci flip flops. Things that you do to add to this hoboness are: messy hair, no makeup and not wearing your jewelry.

The term Hobo chillin was first mentioned publicly was white Iverson himself, POST MALONE.
Post Malone on 106 K. MEL Interview:

"People on the street think am a hobo and they avoid me, hey guys i'm not a hobo...
i'm just hobo chillin"

"So I was wearing my Kanye West Season 2 shirt and they were supreme sweat pants and I was just barefoot...

...I'm not a hobo, I just don't have my jewelry on"
by GoalDigger January 19, 2016
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Hobo Beard

A bird nest like mess which invades the bottom third of the host's face. The hobo beard is an opportunistic entity often clutched to the cheeks, chin, ears, and upper lip of the host...however, it cannot be contained and therefore has no limits of growth. It closely resembles untamed pubic hair in texture and appearance.
Can you actually SEE Chad's face behind that hobo beard?!
by Giggityy November 22, 2011
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Hobo strange

To have intimate relations with a person of any gender that would be considered so grody, that, upon commencement of such inglorious deeds you feel compelled to give said person a sandwich and five dollars.
"Dude, where's my five bucks?"

"Sorry man, I'm out."

"What do you mean, you're out?"

"I got some hobo strange last night and I just needed to give that bitch five bucks."

"Man, you tapped that?!? That was nasty!"
by Droz72 May 28, 2013
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Hobo Lunch Box

Where one shits in a paper bag, and offers it up as a tasty meal. Often as a form of shitgilante justice.
After waiting for 3 hours for an interview, Dude gave the interviewer a Hobo Lunch Box with corn sprinkles.
by Rad Turlington October 4, 2016
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Hobo-Teeth

Terrible stains on teeth - from Neglect, Alcohol and/or Drug abuse, and the constant spewing of Verbal Diarrhea.
"I`m a Great guy, but my Hobo-Teeth made Him so sick - He just up and dumped me!"
by Greg Peebles January 2, 2006
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Hobo Hold

(Noun)- The act of placing a caller on hold by poorly covering the phone's receiver or simply setting the handset on your desk, usually followed by yelling the name of the caller across the room.

Hobo Hold often results in the caller hearing something insulting/offensive said about them by the individual they are trying to reach.

Especially prevalent in sketchy offices and restaurants.
Tom: "Hey did you get ahold of Tony?"

Bob: "No. When I called, his secretary put me on Hobo Hold and I could hear him yelling in the background before she told me he wasn't available."

Tom: "What an dick move"
by Blackjackii November 21, 2010
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hobo megatron

Its sara
by hobomegatron January 9, 2021
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