National Hessa Day

9th October to celebrate the growth of hessa and how after is such a great book collection.

friend : what day is it?
me: are you kidding me? It’s National Hessa Day

by Afterhessa October 3, 2019

hesson

One bad ass name Irish people invented but no one uses, basically it means a king.

Hesson is dope ass fuck but he acts like a little bitch.

by Hessy August 26, 2020

Hessam

Hessam is a scale for measuring destructive and cataclysmic events. Don't think about measuring every day harmful events on Hessam scale.

Wow!! The US used nuclear bomb in Hiroshima?!? That is 0.4Hessam

by JackalNR August 17, 2018

hessamyboyfriend

Term of endearment. Slurred wording, said to your lover in a very lovey dovey moment. Best said in a cutsie voice. Only can be said about boyfriends who are totally awesome, like Pete Dinardo.

AWWW, Pete Dinardo....HESSAMYBOYFRIEND!

by Rebecca March 16, 2005

hessian

Someone who lives in Hesse, a german state. Being a real "Hessian" means you're uber german. Everyone who has seen Sleepy Hollow knows that.

Mr. I: I am Hessian
Mrs. P: Oh...does that mean you're a strange Metalhead who doesn't wash himself?
Mr. I: NO! It meanst that i am living in Hesse near Frankfurt!
Mrs. P: Sorry, didn't want to insult you.
Mr. I: TO LATE! I'LL COME AT NIGHT AND CUT YOUT HEAD OF!!!!

by Tempesta April 30, 2004

hessian

A long-haired individual that listens to heavy metal music, circa-1980 to 1990's.

I saw a group of Hessians congregating in the parking lot.

by sickoflookingforaname August 6, 2011

Hessian

A westcoast metal head

That guy from California is a huge Maiden fan.

by Ronan December 30, 2004