Aidan Hartley

Aidan Hartley is the current record holder for biggest penis in the world.

Damn that’s a big cock Billy

Oh damn yeah it is probably belongs to Aidan Hartley

by Aidsolf Litler July 24, 2021

Dirty Hartley

Dirty Hartley; During foreplay you proceed to mount your partner like a Polaris, pushing their face into the pillows and grabbing their ears like throttles. The sound “BRRRRRAAAAPPPP” is commonly made when they reach climax.

“Don’t you ever give me a dirty Hartley!”

“I want you to show me how to do the dirty Hartley.”

by Shanannabananas May 22, 2022

Heifer Hauler

When the trunk of a truck carries a bunch of woman and the truck breaks down because of the weight of the "Heifers"

The truck was a heifer hauler

by Randytheplumber69 April 25, 2023

left lane shit hauler

someone who hauls turkey shit in the left lane with a 18-wheeler.

dude, did you see those left lane shit haulers? no but i sure smelled them!!

by wicky wack January 22, 2011

Industrial Oil Hauler

Someone with a fat ass and slim waist

Wow she looks beautiful she’s like an industrial oil hauler

by rizz lord December 5, 2022

hatless

To have sex without the use of a condom.

"She said she was on the pill, so when I fucked her I hit it hatless and didn't pull out."

by Richard Hatless June 10, 2008

hartley'd

The type of person who instead of grinding at the clubs, violently dry humps the girl in the back.

Man, look over there, she got hartley'd hard

by level17 July 28, 2012