Ham

to be ugly

"bruh he's hella ham"

by bada$$b!tch October 08, 2019

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 05, 2011

Ham

Vagina, fanny, ladybits, cunt, twat, fadge, flange, beef curtains, hairy axe wound, fifi, minnie, minge.

Would you like to touch my ham?
I've got ham on the brain.
Dude, where's my ham??
Ham on the bone.
Hmm, my hams a bit sweaty.

by Chalise and Charlotte October 30, 2008

hamming

The act of pressing ones naked ass into anothers face while they are asleep or being held down. Meant to degrade or offend the hammed individual. Very effective.

Hey, we're hamming Tom tonight.

by Vlade October 19, 2005

Ham

When you rub your ass cheeks on a person sleeping.

Duded you just got hammed.

by majiggin April 27, 2011

Ham

Somebody who is yet to go through puberty, thus having no pubes.

#1
“Denzel did you do the maths homework my slime?”
“Shut up billy you ham”

#2
*somebody gets their pants pulled down at school*
“Oi did you see that? Billy is a ham!”

by KoloRoure September 06, 2021

Ham

Something you eat!!! it's meat!!!! So eat it and enjoy

That ham is amazing and good

by Wolfie_Gamer_12 November 28, 2019