Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

half life 2

the absolute greatest thing ever thing ever to occur in cyberspace. the culmination and cultivation of years of work and sweat to build a machine that could play a game as beautiful as this. this is what the creators of the computer strived to create their machine to do. so that one day, a graphically stunning, amazing game could be played on it.

Preacher: ....and lastly, I thank God for Half Life 2.
Church: AMEN!

by James Hexler April 24, 2005

Half-Life

A very good computer game that gets abused by HALO zombies. Basic single player owns. Got lots of addictive mods.

Half-Life owns. And Half-Life 2 will own HALO2

by Gungsta-Pasta August 4, 2003

Half a Yard

$50, or a $50 bill. Origin unclear; the term was allegedly used by both Depression-era hobos and con men. Usually used in a sneaky or devious context.

"So, Pete, did you take that rube for anything?"

"I took him for everthing he had, Mac, which was half a yard."

by Belmo October 3, 2009

half whore

noun. a stripper. a women that you pay to give you a boner but she doesn't have sex with you.

Man, I hate strip clubs. What's the point of sittin' around watchin' a bunch of half whores anyway?

by craig hamlin October 18, 2008

Half-Cheek-Squeak

A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.

*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*

by ***sin*** April 16, 2009

Half-sesh

The term used if a person shits out of something, goes home early on a night out, or basically stops doing something that in all situations should be done with ease.

E.g.
A person goes home from a night out really early
"You propa half-seshed it last night didnt you, went home early"

And

"Are you coming on the new oblivion ride at alton towers?" "No" "You Half-sesh"

by rego_jacko March 31, 2009