Hump hair

The style in which one's hair is arranged after a good rogering.

People can tell you've just had sex because now you have hump hair.

by @catstevens March 22, 2015

Math Hair

The typical long hair of anyone professionally involved with mathematics. It shows great commitment to the subject, so much so they can forget about their hair completely.

I bet he solves Fermat's last theorum, look at the math hair

by Monkey Mark October 20, 2009

Headphone Hair

When you've been wearing over-the-head headphones on big hair, like an afro, for some time, part of your hair becomes much lower than the rest. Now you've got headphone hair and may or may not look weird.

After wearing my headphones in my sleep, I woke up with the worst case of Headphone Hair.

by immortalus June 02, 2010

Trump hair

Butt hair that is brought up the back and onto the head.

Vrin: Did you see Trump today?
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.

by jethrojones August 14, 2015

hair sniffer

joe biden

joe biden is a real hair sniffer

by Just a random cow January 09, 2021

Hoppus Hair

Spiked up crazy hair resembling that of legendary bass player for Blink-182, Mark Hoppus. He is known to have the sickest hair to ever exist and anyone achieving Hoppus Hair deserves respect.

interviewer: "mark how do you keep your hair like that, perfect Hoppus Hair?"
Mark Hoppus: "the secret to keeping your hair like this, if you wanna know the secret, is hair spray and not washing it. not washing much more than the hair spray."

by notrealpunk24 November 01, 2011

Hair Cape

hair cape = a hip way of referring to your hair

Popularised by Amanda Bynes via her twitter.

i like my hair cape wavy or straight it just can't be dull

by jnoaccident July 28, 2010