Guppy shirt

When you have a creased shirt and cannot afford to iron it

Hey billy you got a guppy shirt

by Chinese gamer master October 8, 2021

Carpet Guppy

A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.

Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”

by Testeacles April 1, 2023

wounded guppy

having drunken intercourse whilst in the shower

Alex performed the wounded guppy at a party when a girl snuck into the shower

by ShadowShark October 11, 2011

Guppy

The act of being the "bitch" in your group of friends. The friend that will do anything you tell her to.

Person 1: I just told christine to go move my car and she did.
Person 2: Haha she pulled a guppy

by Christine Oppenheim May 25, 2009

Ass Guppy

In the same fashion of the famous prairie dog an Ass Guppy is a protruding turd playing turtle, turtle, when you have to shit real bad.

As I sit upon the bowl the Ass guppy being finally released to finally become a floating cosby, I'm finally relieved.

by Clucth Haskins September 25, 2007

Bubble Guppies

When you jerk off and you leave your load pooled on a surface, like a carpet or potted plant.

" There I was leaving my bubble guppies on the carpet."

by MFJOEY Diaz November 11, 2017

Bubble Guppies

When a girl spits out a mans semen after oral sex.

I asked Sally if she could swallow because I didn’t want to see those bubble guppies.

by Johnny Terabyte March 21, 2020