The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 05, 2022
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Guin

A guin is a human-penguin hybrid. Guins are fiercely protective of other guins and commonly place the welfare of non-guins far below their own kind. Guins also deny the existence of guins and in outside conversation will treat them along the same lines as the loch ness monster, bigfoot, extraterrestrials or the mafia.
by CFishbone July 28, 2023
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Downing the Guinness

Supping lots of Guinness on the couch while watching the Wescht Ham.
Did you see Neily Downing the Guinness. It's something to behold.
by TheCornhole69 December 11, 2020
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