Grillot

Gods gift to the opposite sex, it can be used in a uni-sexual manner

Also just an overall Renaissance person who is good at everything be it physical activity, intelligence, social activities, sexual activities, humor, but most importantly (only in male grillots) is a master of all video games and can out drink any other non-grillot.

That girl is marriage material she is without a doubt a Grillot.

Damn i just lost in halo again this guy is a real Grillot

I just saw that Grillot over there finish a keg to himself!

by Westonian The Wise February 25, 2011

guillotine

v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi

i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

guillermo javier narro

A sick ass nigga who is chill and usually very tall. he has multiple hoes in different area codes. has the best fucking music .all the girls love him. not that smart. one of the chillest nigga you will ever meet in yo fucking life cuz on god. best taste in clothes. all his niggas are fat. most friends are wannabes. will fuck a nigga up if needed.

damn my nigga yo ass iz such a fuckin guillermo javier narro nigga on god nigga fuck. dont even try to deny nigga cu it aint gone work cuz

by ladieswannaholla January 20, 2018

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE

Secret technique used in both Shadowboxin' and Chessboxin' developed by The RZA

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE chop off you fuckin' head!

by Ignatius Strangelove December 6, 2007

young guilo

Name belonging to a person who's sole purpose is to wreck havoc in video games. Usually standing on top of the bodies of his enemies or drinking the tears of orphans there is no one else as brutal or bad-ass as them.

Man 1: Yo, I had a .12 KDR that game..
Man 2: HA! You suck.
Man 1: I couldn't do anything! There was a Young Guilo destroying us on the other team!

by yuppersmcgee April 18, 2017

gullons

the act of defecating in a pillow case and using it to slap a friend in the face, under the false pretence that it will strengthen the friendship.

Jordo: hey man are we friends now

Steve: dude you just pulled a gullons on me, i hope you die!

by samtron67 October 19, 2008

Chinese Guillotine

This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and right before ejaculation the male thrusts his penis as far down the woman's throat as possible. In reaction to this vile act the woman encloses her teeth on the penis and bites it off.

Dude, why are you crying?
Because last i got a chinese guillotine and I am in pain.

by Vp's Finest November 6, 2010